Thursday, June 29, 2006
HEY!
(Eeeeeeeeee, again!)
HARLO! welcome PEOPLE to my first ever BLOG.
oh WAIT! maybe it's just YOU...
cause I wasn't expecting a crowd you know?
for you who have FORTUNATELY or UNFORTUNATELY STUMBLED across MY BLOG,
im SORRY. i SURELY am.
but SINCE you're here. MIGHT as well just stay and hear, not literally, but READ what I've to say in my FIRST EVER BLOG in HISTORY.
who knows? if you like it, You can ALWAYS come back for MORE. LOL.
Besides, I'm CERTAIN that your MUM and DAD would rather You reading this, as compared to watching STUFF that has a more sitmulating effect, which would inevitably cause Your TOFU up there to secrete JUICE, BIOMEDICALLY KNOWN as ANDRENALINE. too much of that stuff can spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E. stuff liddat causes REACTIONS that might be quite a hassle if not concealed properly or not ATTENDED to. (MINORS are not allowed to view the above materials, if you have please consult a MAJOR.) for MORE explicit ADVICE, feel free to call 1800-DOC-LOVABERT.
let's get down to BUSINESS.
like every SINGLE blog INTRODUCTION.
i wanna first CLARIFY that this a SIMPLE blog of an AVERAGE boy, who's just a LIL CONFUSED at times.
so DO NOT, I emphasize DO NOT, expect things that are considered to be
1) Violent
2) Sexual
3) Depressing
4) Emotional
in nature, this is AGAINST my personal AGENDA. go look up the DICTIONARY. if you dun understand what that means. NO! im not going to be so KIND as to provide explanation of every BABELICIOUS word that I use. face it you IMBECILE. if you cant UNDERSTAND the words that are C-O-M-I-N-G out of my mouth. BRUSH up on your ENGLISH. so much for trying to be NICE to my ONE and ONLY reader. ( notice I used IMBECILE singular, not IMBECILES plural.)
One more thing, if at any point of time, you find MY BLOG totally NONSENSICAL, and CRAPPY. you are OBLIGED to click on the TINY RED CROSS at the TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER of the window. ( and YOU BETTER DUN COME BACK ANYMORE! INGRATES!) Pls REFRAIN from leaving NEGATIVE comments, and for you who KNOW me, keep THOSE SARCASTIC and DISGUSTING opinions to yourself. you know who IM talking about. the more PRONE ones, ( BERT! you know ARH... blah blah blah...) sounds damn familliar RIGHT?
As you all know, im a COMPLETE IDIOT when it comes to BLOGGING, (its not as if im nt a REATRD to anything else but whatever.) IM still trying to get a HANG on FURNISHING my BLOG. I MEAN try and picture this, 1 guy with MILLIONS of ALPHABETS, SYMBOLS, NUMBERS, AND SYMBOLS, ALPHABETS AND NUMBERS. somehow or rather, a BLACK background with THREE rectangles, is represented by A FAT BULK OF SHIT that TOTALLY makes no F*CKING sense!
OH YA! another thing, when I first SAID, " I might wanna startablog." Replies are of SUCH," AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
well the reply kinda trailed off somewhere, dint really end, at least I stay that LONG for it to END.
I guess it's PRETTY ENCOURAGING. so GLAD that I've friends like that, who have been with me all THESE WHILE. (explains my shrinking self-confidence.)
Ok. i ADMIT I'm still pretty excited about having a BLOG, and to many of you that WERE expecting some lame shit about how many times I FARTED and BURPED, GALLONS I PEED, WEIGHT of MY EXCRETION. im SO NOT SORRY to disappoint. but SERIOUSLY. you GIRLS and GAYS wont be expecting to see MY EVERYDAY LIFE EVENTS HERE, so NO USE trying to hang around to find SOMETHING about ME to BITCH ABOUT. AHAHAHA...
WELL, that should do it for my first post, hope You liked it. Drop a COMMENT, or just TAG. whatever that makes you HAPPY. stay TUNED.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,
test test, 1, 2 & 3!
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,