Monday, July 17, 2006
Have you EVER had SOMEBODY who you DON'T REALLY KNOW, just ALL OUT OF A SUDDEN POP OUT, and JOIN into the ONGOING CONVERSATION that you and your friends are HAVING? hurhur!
AS if THINGS aren't BAD enough, the UNINVITED individual starts to BABBLE totally IRRELEVANT and NONSENSICAL stuff PROVOCATIVELY.
Let ME tell all of YOU, RUDE, OBNOXIOUS creatures, could you kindly ASK, " Hi/Hey/Yo/SUP? im fully AWARE that im IRRITATING, and ABSOLUTELY not WELCOMED at alll, but could you guys PLEASE have SYMPATHY on ME and allow me to PARTAKE in the little CONVERSATION that you guys are IN?"
Im HONESTLY not trying to be MEAN and UNFEELING, but you PEOPLE just gotta GET it into that THICK SKULL of yours, BEING POLITE is a VIRTUE. and the REASON why the WORLD is DWINDLING down into the ABYSS of EVIL and SIN is YOU PEOPLE.
Now that I've already addressed to the PRESSING issue of the society, its time to touch on even MORE PRESSING issues of the society. do you PEOPLE out there actually know that SINGAPORE is being ranked BOTTOM 10 of the WORLD's TOP COURTEOUS CITIES?
I mean this is some SERIOUS shit man. We are so GODDAMN small in the WORLD, that sometimes GEOGRAPHERS forget to give DOT us on MAPS. then they would PROBABLY go like "WHATEVER man! just GRAB a PEN and put a FULL STOP somewhere THERE." Yet here we are BEING so ARROGANT. Please KINDLY understand the FACT that CHINA's population can DROWN us ALL in their SALIVA, NEW ZEALAND's cows can KILL us ALL in a STAMPEDE, BRAZILIAN's can STONE us ALL to DEATH with their FOOTBALLS. its TIME to REFLECT people.
One of the ISSUEs raised was, SINGAPOREANS do not hold door for OTHERS. COME on, CANT you SEE what are the AUTOMATIC doors for? the ONLY DOOR that aint AUTOMATED and REQUIRE people to hold would be the TOILET CUBICLES door. I would jolly well hold the DOOR open for you while you're EASING yourself if you DON't mind. WHY on EARTH do you need someone to HOLD the DOOR open for YOU? why not the OTHER way round? IF you desperately require SOMEONE to hold your DOOR, go to MARITUS MANDARIN, approach uncle SINGH and ask for his ASSISTANCE.
As you all know, SINGAPORE is gonna host the IMF meeting this year, okay, maybe you all DON'T know a SINGLE SHIT about it. Whatever it is, BIG SHOTS, as in those in DIFFERENT shades of GOLD dressed in SUITS, would be arriving in SINGAPORE anytime soon. To top it off, OUR government has already came up with a CAMPAIGN, named the 4 million SMILES. OBJECTIVE, pretty simple and easy to understand, so STOP giving excuses such as "Eh I Kher Norch REeea Enguish, I Dunch Noooo whad euuu Toking about."
As effect from now ONWARDS, thou art to SMILE RETARDLY at any passing INDIVIDUAL, whom in thou's OWN perception, is DEEMED to be from whichever CONTINENT, COUNTRY, STATE, STREET, ROAD that are LOCATED beyond SINGAPORE's BORDERS.
I'm SO in LOVE with SINGAPORE. Together WE make a DIFFERENCE. My COUNTRY. My HOME.
Just SHOW a LITTLE kindness, LALALALalalalalalalal.............
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,