Friday, July 14, 2006
Dear readers,
the following message was/is/will be/has already been PENNED by none other than the AUTHOR of this BLOG. duh! ( ok, that was from NEXA.)
" I rather be DISLIKED for what I am, than be LIKED for what I am not. "
short and SWEET. sweet simply because it was by ME. thats one thing for all you, PLASTICS, to PONDER over. the SOCIETY is TEEMING with so many of you people, to the extent which the WAX you all produced could fuel a candle for GOD KNOWS HOW LONG.
DAMN! if I were the goddamn GOVERNMENT, on seeing that the country's PLASTIC industry is OVERSATURATED, I'll for SURE DUMP the WHOLE damn lot of you MANNEQUINS into the some other countries' market.
I'm sorry once again KIDS, for using SUCH atrocious and ABUSIVE language. BUT doesn't it just PISSES you off when you see people with all that FAKE expressions, STOP it already. OFF to the recycle plants. MORE plastic BAGS, I SAY! and condoms too! WAIT a minute! ain't condoms made of RUBBER?! whatever, it DOESN'T matter, just WASTE em' ALL!
Okay, enough of the P word. for now.
is " EMO " the IN thing now? i mean what's up with all that " LIFE sucks, im gonna kill myself with a toothbrush." "i see no meaning in living ANYMORE, i'll jump off my BED." "everybody hates me, i'll strangle myself with my HANDPHONE." OH PLEASE!
now do you guys understand why the world's turning into BARBIE's WORLD? everybody's PRETENDING to be SOMETHING they are NOT, just to FIT IN.
im cutting MYSELF because... Erm... erm... erm... erm... MORE erms... erm... cause my friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's cut herself too. I used HERself. Girls, I'm not trying to be SEXIST here, honest. ITS just that don't think its COOL to cut yourself and say that the PAIN brings PLEASURE. COME ON! Im sure there are other TOYS, i mean THINGS out there that provides PLEASURE too. Okay, IF you're REALLY into PAIN fetish, get yourself a SM partner. For those who aren't sure of the term SM, its not time to know yet. ALL that sure BEATS trying to CUT yourself, at least you don't go " ARGHHH...! now where the HELL is the FIRST AID kit..."
Okay for those ignorant DUMBSKULLS WHO still insist on INFLICTING totally unnecessary PAIN on themselves, here's a PIECE of ADVICE. LISTEN up real GOOD. get SOMETHING even BIGGER. why settle for a TWEENY WEENY penknife? how about a CHOPPER? MACHETE? SAW?
Im sure it provides MORE kick and HYPE for you SICK, TWISTED minds out there. AMPUTATE the entire LIMB. package it with FOOD WRAP. exchange it with your FRIENDS. COLLECT em ALL.
IF its good, I might even SET UP a COMPANY, "BERT'S BOD PARTS". pretty neat huh?
i even thought of the advertisement.
SOLD in all DEPARTMENTAL stores. Joints and Accessories each sold separately. Batteries are not INCLUDED.
CIAO, PERVERSED WORLD, ROT ON MAN!
whatever.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,