Monday, July 03, 2006
WASSUP Pppppppeople!?
IMmmmmmm... BACK for more INTENSE, HEART-THUMPING, HOT blogging action!!
OK. seriously. HOW many of you actually MISSED me? and decided to kinda like COME back for MORE?
For those who actually bothered, this POST is dedicated to YOU. just YOU.
For the start, allow me to REMIND that August and September is COMING. even now as I speak, or should i say type, they are CLOSING in on us. Brace yourself as the inevitable is unaviodable.
Im not so LAME, LAMB, LAMP, whatsoever. The reason Im bringing this ISSUE up is BECAUSE...
NO! not NATIONAL DAY! im not the kind of person that's really into PATRIOTISM, nation LOVE, WORLD PEACE, cleaner TOILETS. Though the fireworks are AWESOME, they had to be, just IMAGINE the amount of TAX PAYERS' ( now our parents, in the future US.) money they are SQUANDERING just for that few MINUTES of WOO's and AHH's. Besides, its always been the same thing for as long as I can remember. Try this. let's guess what's gonna be the FINALE for this year's NDP. Well, since I'm at it, i might as well suggest a thing or two, something to spice up the NDP so things arent that PREDICTABLE.
If the government was spend millions on some fanciful sparks and flashes, might as well, listen up closely PEOPLE, arrange for that amount of money to be rolled up in PILES of $50s, then LAUNCH them into the air for the SINGAPOREANS, for SURE that will SPICE things up for this year's NDP.
Okay then, keeping my suggestion in MIND, i shall continue.
AUGUST and SEPTEMBER are SUPPOSEDLY SUMMER time for Singapore. its not as if SINGAPORE experiences the four seasons, but its just like the SUMMER of all SUMMERS.
at the rate that the WORLD's warming up, (either for ANN's class or just own TRAINING. LOL. sorry, but i just cant help it.), soon we'll have the HOTTEST summer in HOT SUMMERS' history.This spells O-P-P-O-R-T-U-N-I-T-Y for people like YOU out there with EXHIBITIONIST nature, OR those who possesses VOYEUR tendencies.
Since im on it, LADIES or GIRLS, just for your INFORMATION, guys aint the only one with VOYEUR tendencies, DO NOT tell me YOU GIRLS dont OGLE at CUTE guys, and giggle to yourself. so STOP it with those SEXIST remarks, " GIRLS rules, BOYS drools." " BOYS are STUPID, let's THROW rocks at THEM." and STOP wearing TOPS which carrys SEXIST messages AGAINST guys, " MENSUCKS." hurhur.YOUKNOWWHO.
OKOK, i admit, sometimes we guys just say the DARNEST things, crack the CHEESIEST jokes, and OCCASIONALLY, do the DUMBEST things. BUT aint because of THESE, you GIRLS find US cute? COME ON, confess OREADY! who's ALWAYS the one who Laughed Out Loud when I say STUPID, NONSENSICAL RUBBISH? IMAGINE defenders LOOKING for their LOST contact lens during a CORNER KICK. LOL
but seriously, do SOCCER players really wear glasses, of many of you LADIES would ask, as much as I know, NO. but Im not very sure about English players though, as such BECK HAM, and LAMPA RD. Notice why they ALWAYS misses GOALS? it must be their FAILING eyesight. BECK HAM has this SERIOUS case of ASTIGMATISM, in which he sees not ONE, but SEVERAL IMAGES of the GOAL POSTS from far, thus he never able to connect with any of his penalty kicks, WHEREAS for LAMPA RD, his is MYOPIA, like what many of us is familiar with, exactly, SHORT-SIGHTEDNESS. just take a look at the replays of the BILLIONS of shots TAKEN by HIM during the infamous WORLD CUP.
so much for this entry. hope YOU guys and GIRLS had FUN reading. See ya SOON.
PEACE OUT.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,