Wednesday, July 26, 2006
I think it would be so GOOD that I'll be getting the DIRECTOR's cut, EDITOR's cut, PRODUCER's cut, and whatever kinda CUTs which you can get, be it INTENTIONALLY or UNINTENTIONALLY of the MOVIE when the DVD releases. Talking about MOVIES, the latest movie I caught was the INFAMOUS, Pirates Of the Caribbean, the Dead Man's Chest. I'm still quite PUZZLED, could somebody kindly ENLIGHTEN me whether what the CHEST represents? the TREASURE CHEST? or the CHEST of Mr Teriyaki Takopachi? Besides, what's the BIG DEAL about John Deppy also known as Captain Jack Pigeon? and Orlando BLOOM, actually do ANYBODY have any idea how often does he BLOOM? like during which season? seriously, they ain't really HOT, as compared to KEANU REEVES. Awww...... NO! I'm not GAY. I'm just er... err... errr... CAPTIVATED by his CHARISMA, that's all, apart from his DEEP EYES, SEXY LIPS, CHISELLED BODY. Come to ME REEVY... Okay, so GAY's the WORD huh? I bet you GUYS and GUYETTES have checked out several of the GAY blogs that's around. I'm a LIBERAL person, thus GAYS are accepted in MY world, and are regarded as every other EQUAL individual, except the FACT that GAYs HUGGING, KISSING, SMOOCHING, FRENCHING, and any other kind of ACTIONS along that line of INTIMACY simply puts ME off to the extend in which no WORDS CAN EVER DESCRIBE. its like QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM. I mean DAMN, 2 hunks fondling each other. SHIT NO! I mean Lesbians are FINE to me. at least they indulge in their own CATERRIFIC, PUSSICILIOUS loving, and be deemed to be AFFECTIONATE actions of SISTER love. And I shan't ELABORATE more on this SENSITIVE topic, else my BLOG would be LABELLED as ANTI-GAY, which would most probbaly result in GOD-KNOWS-WHAT kinda CONSEQUENCES, perhaps little CUTE PINK parcels of ASS PLUGs, STRAP-ONs, STRAWBERRY flavoured LUBRICANT. Slurps OKAY! you WANT it. CUM on ME, I mean COME get it. I'm just KIDDING. chill it MAN/WOMAN. whatever that makes you GAY. Don't worry, be GAY. PS: you NUMBSKULLS, GAY means HAPPY.
OMG. There's a FILM that's COMING SOON that would be the next BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTER as SOON as it HITS the CINEMAS. its so BIG that it OCCUPIES 2 lines on my BLOG. like this.
THE LAKE HOUSE.
For the viewing pleasure of my BELOVED readers, LADIES and GENTLEMAN alike, I've PUBLISHED the TRAILER and on my BLOG. Enjoy.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,