Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Welcome back!
You're just in time to join us for TEA or SUPPER. depending on what time are you reading this post of mine. My dear friend here is Pipi, she's a LOVE CUPID. and she's inspired by a very lovely and adorable close friend of mine. Okay, perhaps Pipi isn't like any other cupids, at least not the one that you CHILDISH KOOK. Fancy you STILL BELIEVING that CUPIDS are CORPULENT lil ANGELS with PYGMY wings, FLUTTERING around in the air.
I mean its NORMAL for people to have IMAGINARY friends right? Florence has BILLY, I mean its not only him but also the RANDOM soft toys around her that SPEAKS too. Terence has his CARTOONY friends, whom he claims to be able to CELEBRATE his birthday with him. IF you think that having IMAGINARY friends is WEIRD, there are EVEN WEIRDIER stuff that's going on in the WORLD. I have BALLS that BITCHES, BITCHES that pretend to have BALLS. you know stuff along that line.
Have you ever HEARD of CRAZY in LOVE? I have a lil SIS who I am CONVINCED to be DEEPLY INFATUATED with a GUY. it all STARTED when she ACCIDENTALLY took notice of him at some event and stuff. and then the TRIGGER to the CHAIN of REACTIONS was pulled. SIGNS of LOVASTY, LOVESTATIC, LOVATION. LOVOLOGY can be OBSERVED, listed are only few of the MINOR observation I have obtained from my MONTHS of STUDY. My experiment would be named SUBJECT, and the STIMULANT would be OBJECT, in this case, for the ease of identification.
1) SIGHTING of the object would cause HEART CONVULSIONs, OBVIOUS reactions from subject include BLUSHING, sudden HYPE, INSATIASABLE urge to ATTRACT the ATTENTION of the subject. In more extreme situation, UNCONTROLLABLE facial muscles SPASMs, resulting in RETARDED LOOKING smiles.
2) When SPEAKING to object, both over the web or in person, LONG response time or STAMMERING speech, this is PERFECTLY normal, such SYMPTOMS are known as THINKING LAG TIME, subject has to think befoer answering so as to PROVIDE a chance for the object to PROLONG the conversation as long as possble.
3) Subject feeling ULTRA SENSITIVE to the NAME of the object, HEARING it would cause the subject to TURN in the direction, as if it was her name being CALLED. This however, does not occur every time. To avoid AROUSING SUSPICION among FRIENDS and the PEOPLE around her, the subject might choose to REACT in a slightly SUBTLE way, for example, just DRIFTING her eyesight, or PERKING her ears to LISTEN to any possible conversation that the subject is having.
4) Subject is able to capture and remember any SCENT which the object has, this includes, PERFUME, AROMA, and naturally ODOUR. This is especially STIMULATING when the object doesn't have any DISTINCTIVE smell, the ONLY scent which the subject captures is th object's BODY ODOUR. and this is absolutely FASCINATING, seeing how HIGH the subject gets when coming in CLOSE proximity with the object.
Above are only few of the MILLIONS reactions which the subject experienced cause by the object, there are also many other signs such as INCESSANT RATTLING about the object to the people whom she hangs out with, NON-STOP occurance of the object's IMAGES through the mind of the subject (this take place even during meal times when the subject is QUEUING up for FOOD.) imagine the SERIOUSNESS of the SITUATION? my LIL sis is TOTALLY HEAD over HEELS, HEELS over HEAD, her HEELS give HEAD, for this guy.
For you LOVEY DOVEY, MUDDLE HEADED SWEETARDS out there, LOVE is 99% SUFFERING, and 1 FREAKIN' % HAPPINESS, for those who PERSIST to FALL in LOVE, ( FALL that's the CORRECT word, i bet it HURTS when you fall, and did ANYBODY realise that FALL is ACTUALLY before WINTER?) I salute you. ALL hail the many who have the courage to brave the FIRE and STOOD STRONG against the DAUNTING terror of THE RELATIONSHIP. And at last, shall we ALL join HANDS and PRAY for my LIL SIS who's about that CLOSE into BEING with the BOY of her dreams.
I love you SIS, I'll miss you...
There was a time, when love wasn't really much a friend of mine.
All that I ha,d was the KILLING kind.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,