Saturday, August 19, 2006
I'm back AGAIN, as usual. as often. and as CRAPPY.
I'll try not to be EMO for this once, since a COUPLE of you guys are COMMENTING on how I should not my MOOD affect the way i BLOG. seriously its like WHAT THE HELL. it's MY BLOG and I've have SIMPLY no IDEA why am I letting you PEOPLE DICTATE the way MY ENTRIES should be.
To start things off a LIL bit. Have you GUYS and GUYETTES, ever thought of what ZeBRAs really are? They're got to be the MOST EROTIC and SENSUAL mammals in the ENTIRE animal KINGDOM. Ze BRAs actually meant THE BRASSAIRE in FRENCH? I know its pretty DUMB for me to put it in such a way, and by the way I am not in ANY FORM of HORNINESS.
but OF COURSE, ZeBRAs sound WAY NICER than ZePANTIEs. whoever NAMED them is NO DOUBT a HORNY FRENCH dude DOING them a GREAT FAVOUR. Imagine PARENTS telling their LIL kids at the ZOO. "Hey, look at the LARGE ZePANTIEs!" God, that sounds TERRIBLE and totally UNKEMPT.
Enough of all that LINGERIE terms and SHIT, I DO NOT wanna be the NEXT SEX ICON, its NOT that I do not have WHAT it TAKES, but I just don't ENJOY having that MUCH attention in that kinda MANNER. but can SOMEONE please answer me. HOW DO PORN STARS manage to PULL that KINDA SHIT of with all the LIGHTINGs and CAMERAs in their FACES? ain't this kind of stuff be EXECUTED in PRIVACY and preferably in the DARK? its not that there ain't ANY NIGHT MODE functions in CAMERAs.
okay okay. I REALLY MUST STOP HERE. before PARENTS ban their KIDS from READING my BLOG. oh YA. NEXA, you really shouldn't be reading this, you're too YOUNG for this, its TOO EXPLICIT. I really apologise for NEGLECTING your PRESENCE. but THEN again, I don't think I'm the ONLY ONE neglecting it. SO WHATEVER.
Ok now to INTRODUCE once again to the PICTURE contributed by my VERY OWN ILLUSTRATOR, BABYSANN.
Come on, SHE's the BEST around, so don't envyME. =)
She TRULY depicts my FEELINGs, my TRUE confession. for that I'm GRATEFUL. so should you. I MEAN it. EVERY WORD I SAY, SAID, WILL BE SAYING.
You are MY SUNSHINE.
My ONLY SUNSHINE.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,