Wednesday, August 16, 2006
This time round, I'm gonna have my first ever CHINESE entry. Pretty COOL huh? for you POTATOES EATING MONOlingual BASTARDS, I'm NOT sorry for you not being able to COMPREHEND a SINGLE character that's posted, so MUCH for treating CHINESE characters as some kinda CAVEMAN drawing when you're in PRESCHOOL learning them.
And for THOSE who are seeing FUNNY FUNNY SYMBOLS running all across the screen, please remain SEATED and CALM. And OBEY the INSTRUCTIONS as follows, to make it an IDIOT-PROOF manual. I've decided to break it down STEP by STEP.
1) Bring your cursor SLOWLY over to the word "VIEW" at the top of your INTERNET EXPLORER. (this is a painfully DELICATE process and has to be executed with extreme CAUTION to prevent any WRIST injuries.)
2) Click on the button to activate a DROP DOWN menu. (exercising the RIGHT amount of strength on the mouse button is the CRUCIAL key to the SUCCESS of this step.)
3) Good job so far on reaching the 3rd step. Now, I want you to SCROLL DOWN to the option "Encoding", from there kindly select the "Unicode (UTF-8)" and it is COMPLETE.
From now on, CHEERIOS to those who are able to APPRECIATE and ENJOY the PROFOUNDNESS as well as BEAUTY of this POST. Nevertheless, don't FRET Potatoeheads, a new entry would be up any time SOON. It's not the END of the world, so no point trying to STAB or CUT yourself. AND for those who decided NOT to COME BACK ANYMORE, guess what. I DON'T REALLY CARE. Meanwhile, may I PROUDLY present to you.
5歲的時候，我說我愛你. 你歪著腦袋，眨著水晶般的大眼睛， 疑惑地問我："什麼意思？"
15歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你的臉紅得像火燒，頭深深地低著， 擺弄著衣襟，你好像在笑。
20歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你把頭靠在我的肩上，緊緊地挽住我的手臂， 像是下一秒我就要消失一樣。
25歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你把早餐放在桌上，跑過來刮了一下我的鼻子說: "知道了！懶蟲，該起床了!"
30歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你笑著說："你呀！要是真的愛我，就別下了班到處跑， 還有，別再忘了我叫你買的菜!"
40歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你邊收拾碗筷邊無表情的嘟囔著： "行了，行了，快去給孩子復習功課去吧！"
50歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你打著毛活頭也不抬："真的？ 你心里是不是巴不得我早點兒死掉。" 然後就咯咯咯地笑個不停。
60歲的時候，我說我愛你， 你笑著捶了我一拳： "死老頭子！孫子都這麼大了，還貪嘴!"
70歲的時候，我們坐在搖椅上，戴著老花鏡， 欣賞著50年前我給你的情書， 我們已經褶皺的手又握在了一起， 那時侯我說我愛你， 你深情地望著我， 其實你那已經皺紋對壘的臉仍是那麼美麗...... 爐子上的開水咕嘟咕嘟地冒煙, 溫馨的暖意充滿了整個屋子........ ......
80歲的時候，你說你愛我. 我什麼也沒說，因為我流淚了， 但是那是我人生最最快樂的日子， 因為你終于說出了那句"我--愛--你"。
Short and sweet, I seriously don't really wanna wait that long for the 3 sweetest word in the UNIVERSE. =)
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,