Friday, August 25, 2006
WHATS UP people? How have you all been DOING?
YEA YEAH. I'm back. Please don't be overly EXCITED. Examinations ENDED and its kinda FCKED up. so let's just DROP the SUBJECTS and PRETEND it NEVER happened.
To start things up a LITTLE bit, perhaps SOMEONE can answer me 2 of MY MOST PRESSING questions in my HEAD right NOW. First WHY is a RESTROOM called a RESTROOM? Like do you see PEOPLE even WALKING in HANG around for a minute or two before WALKING back out saying, "GOD, that felt GOOD!" Shit NO. UNLESS, they have been RELIEVING themselves, you know what I MEAN. that EXPLAINS all the RANDOM spots of GRAFFITI on the WALLS of the CUBICLES, the COLOUR simply tells US how LONG has it been since the ARTIST created that MASTERPIECE. seriously its GROSSIEST and most DISGUSTING shit EVER. not FORGETTING the PUNGENT stench, its NOT AROMA THERAPY for GOD's sake, OKAY let's not even go THERE.
Secondly, WHY is the RESTROOM always WET? Like EVERYWHERE. the TABLETOP is WET, the SEATS are WET, PUDDLES everywhere, and even the CEILING DRIPS. its like there's a ALL YEAR ROUND MONSOON season in there or something. I mean there's NO WAY its the CAUSE of LOUSY PLUMBING. its just HOW we PEOPLE uses IT. NOTICE such OCCURANCES only happen in PUBLIC RESTROOMS? What's MORE, People have become SO DAMN IGNORANT that they DON'T bother AIMING anymore, STOP pointing FINGERS, its NOT just GUYS, even LADIES as well. I even HEARD they don't BOTHER sitting anymore, BLAMING the DIRTY SEATS. And WE even wonder WHO was the ONE who DIRTIED it in the first PLACE.
If that wasn't SURFEITING enough, LISTEN to THIS. guess WHAT I saw in ONE of the CUBICLEs in a MALE RESTROOM. its a FCKING USED SANITARY PAD stuck onto the FLUSH button. THIS IS INSANITY. I am SPEECHLESS, my DINNER almost CAME out THROUGH my GODDAMN mouth. HOW do you expect PEOPLE to FLUSH with such an ARTIFECT obstructing the way? And WHY is it even THERE in the FIRST PLACE? OKAY GAYS are getting POPULAR, soon BEING the IN thing, so I guess we should get use to SEEING PADs in RESTROOMS. I mean SOME people REALLY are REALLY SUCCESSFUL in CONVINCING themselves that they actually NEED one. But then again CAN SHIT like that HAPPEN?
The TWISTED minds of PEOPLE is KILLING the WORLD. DEGRADING I say. COME ON, DO SOMETHING, at least EXPRESS your VIEWS and OPINIONS, EXTEND the MIDDLEFINGER at least.
Speaking out which, anybody EVER thought WHY does it have to be the MIDDLEFINGER?
And I still feel that LOVE sucks.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,