Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Hi People. Today I'm gonna talk about the F word, yes the FOUR letter F word. FEAR. I read it off SOMEONE ELSE's BLOG, can't really remember who? But whatever, I have a PERSONAL RENDITION of the MEANING of the word. We FEAR what we don't UNDERSTAND, in SIMPLE terms, we FEAR what's BEYOND our CONTROL. Just to NAME a FEW for EXAMPLES.
Why do we FEAR death? Because the Afterlife is a MYSTERY.
Why do we FEAR the future? Because the Uncertainty is OVERWHELMING.
Why do we FEAR Rejection? Because NOBODY is ever able to SEE WHAT'S COMING.
Why do we FEAR Emotions? Because it ALWAYS ERUPTS out of CONTROL.
And its from FEAR where PHOBIAs are DERIVED from.
Speaking of which, allow ME to INTRODUCE to you the GREATEST FEAR of RETAIL KEEPERS, another ALTERNATIVE term for SALES PERSONNEL. Every living RETAIL KEEPER fears who I call, the BROWSERS. They are the MOST IMPUDENT bunch of CREATURES that ever WALKED on EARTH, and they populate EVERYWHERE, its like they are OMNIPRESENT. They CONSIST of MOSTLY FEMALES, and are HIGHLY VERSATILE, being able to STRIKE in ANYtime, ANYwhere. Last but not LEAST, they ain't called the BROWSERS for no reason, they just keep SCRUTINIZING without MAKING PURCHASES.
As I've SAID, the RETAIL KEEPERS are POWERLESS against them. Often DEFENCELESS, the RETAIL KEEPERS could only WATCH HELPLESSLY and in AGONY as the BROWSERS flood the SHOP, PAWING away at the SHOWCASES, leaving TRAILS of OILY FINGERPRINTS in their WAKE. What's MORE, their INCESSANT INQUISITIVE QUESTIONING only cause MUCH MORE PAIN and MISERY. When they DECIDE to put an END to their BRUTAL ASSUALT and LEAVE, you can see the DEMISE and DESTRUCTION they have LEFT behind, along with the BATTERED and BRUISED faces of the RETAIL KEEPERS.
Enough of the RETAIL KEEPERs, Everybody has FEARS, including YOU and ME. No matter what it is, SOMEDAY you have to FACE FEAR in the eye, and HOPEFULLY STARE it DOWN.
Oh YES you DO. you BETTER ADmit IT, ADmit IT.
(Only TER would LAUGH to THIS. still its FCKING HILARIOUS.)
Through this walk till the end, would you let me take your hand?
He wants to be loved. though he makes little mistakes.
He is a Sensitive Emotional Thinker.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,