Thursday, September 07, 2006
The scars remind us that the pain is real, I tear my HEART open just to feel.
Hi FRIENDS and FRESHIES, I see some of you have managed to STUMBLE upon my HUMBLE BLOG aye? It's not that I have a personal AGENDA against any INDIVIDUAL, but please allow me time to ADJUST to the SUDDEN INFLUX of YOUNG READERS. All and all, I'm GLAD to WELCOME all of you BABES and BABETTES here, really very DELIGHTED. Besides, its not only ME, there's also the rest of the GANG, like SARAH, NEXA, PEYCHEE, PEIYI, XIAOTING, SHIRLEY, JENying, QIANX, XF, TER, FRED, XIANG and the LIST goes on FOREVER. (RANDOM names here, NO ORDER of PREFERENCE.) right GUYS?
For you FIRST TIMERS to my BLOG, Congrats on your VIRGIN visit. Still, I would like to go through the IMPORTANT PRINCIPLE that STANDS when READING my BLOG.
DON'T ASSUME when it comes to my POSTS, ASSUMPTIONS breed the SHITTIEST SHIT of EARTH. Another thing IF you THINK you UNDERSTAND, CHANCES are you are EITHER WRONG or WRONG, so THINK AGAIN. Other than that, although CONSTRUCTIVE comments are ENCOURAGED, don't bother TAGGING about them cause they most prpbably won't make SENSE to ME at all. =)
Okay that's all for the SHORT introduction cum WELCOME note. And I even thought of starting things of on a LIGHTER NOTE. Okay, let's SEE what I have for you FRESHIES, something LIGHT to CHEW and DIGEST on I hope.
I came across ONE of the MOST RIDICULOUS phrase ever TODAY.
SMILE, and the WORLD SMILES back.
Whoever thought of this sure has a serious MISCONCEPTION about how this WORLD functions, its a GODDAMN TABOO to even say such things NOWADAYS. Everyone has their own PROBLEMS, SLUGS have HOUSING problems, FIREFLIES have LIGHTING problems, FROGS have SERIOUS HICCUPS that'll never go away, VAMPIRES have TEETHING problems. Who has the time to SMILE in the FIRST place, lest say to SMILE back? A Smile uses only 14 muscles, almost EFFORTLESS in a way, thus its is OFTEN ABUSED. A MILLION and ONE ways, you NAME it. And you even think that HE or SHE is INTERESTED in you, its just a SWEETER way of REJECTION. Ironically as it seems, SMILING is my FORTE.
Last but not least, SARAH, aka BABYSANN is the OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATOR of my BLOG, ANY of her WORKS seen ELSEWHERE are ILLEGALLY COPIED without PERMISSION, and simply deemed to be IMPERSONATED with NO TINGE of CREATIVITY. period. Speaking of which, I missed mine last month.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,