Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Diamonds AIN'T girl's BEST FRIEND, CRYSTALS are. I PROUDLY present to you, WILBERT SWAROVSKIX. its fckin GLAMOROUS for god's sake. I seriously don't UNDERSTAND why its ALWAYS SAKE? why NOT WINE? BEER? COCKTAIL? MOCKTAIL? why SAKE? Is HE a JAPANESE or WHAT? Who knows? Maybe HEAVEN's a GIANT SUSHI BAR. and we have SASHIMI in ABUNDANCE, for just this ONCE, DEATH seems WONDERFULLY APPEALING.
then AGAIN, where do all the OTHER races go to? Like the INDIANS and ALL. Malays are FINE i guess, cause SAKAE's HALAL. Okay, RACISM stops HERE.
Wah LIEW, its LIKE 4 weeks into my ATTACHMENT. And the funny thing is I'm kinda ENJOYING myself, Life in the OFFICE isn't that BAD after all, I mean I'm PRETTY sure, WORKING at Swarovski has its BENEFITS. so what if I'm only getting PAID a MEAGRE sum of $450/month? There are SOMETHINGs in LIFE that MONEY cannot BUY.
Speaking of WHICH, Imagine HAPPINESS can be bought, for example it is now SOLD in all DEPARTMENTAL STORES, whilst stock lasts. I'll still be the UNHAPPIEST person EVER. Imagine how much they would COST? Like let's say $1o,ooo/box? And if that's the CASE, GUYS stop FRETTING. I know what to do with the 50 grand. Let's get 5 boxes of HAPPINESS and LET ME HAVE IT. Instructions would go: Use SPARINGLY. Overdosage might cause UNDESIRABLE side effects like HIGH SEX DRIVE, UNCONTROLLABLE HIGHNESS, UNPREDICTABLE MOOD SWINGS and IRREGULAR PERIODS, (erm YES, for GUYS too.)
Not suitable for the DEPRESSED and SUICIAL, nothing's gonna CHANGE. Rest in PIECES.There's this RANDOM song that's in MY HEAD now, its GOES:It's the RED, WHITE and BLUEEvery FUNNY thing you doSwarovski SwarovskiIs watching youLife's too LONG. and things like this just makes it even LONGER
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,