Monday, December 18, 2006
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Hi people. If there are still any around. As you can see I've reBLOGGED, which means the WINDOW to the NONSENSICAL shit is O-P-E-N, OPENED. So HOORAY? Okay. I guess not. At least I can be your ANTIDOTE to the MUNDANITY of the MORTAL WORLD. So CHOOSE WISELY, my fellow KINDRED.
Enough of the BULLCRAP already. LOL
To be honest, my LIFE came to a COMPLETE standstill some time back. That's why WILBERT decided not to BLOG about anything since HE deemed that it was TOTALLY POINTLESS and its just be a MAJOR WASTE OF PIXELS. I TRULY am APOLOGETIC about my SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE, trust ME when I say it was NEVER my WISH to FORSAKE you in such TROUBLED TIMES, when every OUNCE of CRAP determined LIFE and DEATH.
As the saying goes, "Never UNDERESTIMATE a BLOGGER. only to OVERRATE his BLOG." if you ever get what it means." Don't bother asking what got me back on my ASS with my CLAMMY fingers on the CREAKY keyboard, typing DEMENTATED phrases across the FLICKERING screen. Cause even MUAH has NUO IDIOT. Did I just say IDIOT? Oh whatever. The message that I'm trying to convey is SIMPLE and COMPREHENSIVE. I'm BACK, but not in BLACK, but in STYLE. WOOTS!
I hereby PROCLAIM that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES that the WEAK, POOR or the ELDERLY would SUFFER under the OPPRESSION of BOREDOM ever AGAIN. Remember CHILD, whenever you FEEL that CRINGY feeling TINGLING in your BONES, even if its just a LITTLE, or you THINK its just your IMAGINATION, you know that OBLITERATION is just a CLICK away. MUAHAHAHAHAH... ... .. .. . (trails off to an AWFULLY AWKWARD SILENCE.)
SANTA wrote me an APOLOGY letter, regarding his INCAPABILITY of DELIVERING my PRESENT this YEAR. To think I've already HUNG a LIFE-SIZE SOCK by my BED. Life SUCKS dude, like a freaking TORNADO or something.
Till the next time. Hope you enjoyed my PIXELATED train of THOUGHTS.
CHOO-CHOoo... Chugga-chugga... ... ...
Peace out.
IM NOT TELLING YOU So much for being WILBERT,